Monkey Whizz: An Effective Synthetic Urine Belt
There are times and situations where you may need to pass a Urine test, but don’t have the means to do so. Monkey Whizz has come up with the answer to this quandary with a synthetic urine belt that lets you emit synthetic urine that will fool Urine testers and keep you in the clear. Prioritizing quality and discreetness, this belt has seen its stock grow in recent years as customers seek reliability to bail them out of sticky scenarios. But with a few different synthetic urine belts out there, what separates a good one from a bad one and why is the Monkey Whizz firmly categorized with the good? This should give you a good idea.
Who Uses Products Like Monkey Whizz?
The demand for synthetic urine and devices that release it is greater than you would perhaps expect. It’s useful for those who enjoy smoking marijuana but cannot afford to get caught, and sports stars have also found such equipment to be beneficial.
How the Monkey Whizz Works
You simply strap the Monkey Whizz on under your clothes like you would a normal belt – it’s adjustable so you can effortlessly get a comfortable fit with a bit of tweaking. The belt comes pre-filled with synthetic urine which has many of the traits that normal urine does, important when it comes to tricking the testers. As with normal urine, the Monkey Whizz’s synthetic alternative foams up so not to attract suspicion, and it also has a distinct smell that would easily pass for normal urine.
On top of this, the Monkey Whizz urine contains uric acid which some of the other synthetic urines don’t include – testers won’t always look for this but the more advanced ones will, so this is a nice bit of added insurance. The Monkey Whizz synthetic urine also has the right pH level – it needs to have a certain amount of acidity to look legitimate. If that wasn’t enough, Monkey Whizz also states that if you leave the synthetic urine out long enough it will start to accumulate bacteria in the same way that real urine does. These little perks may not seem overly important, but remember that just one discrepancy from normal urine could give the game up, even if the synthetic urine itself is of a high standard.
What did we like about the Monkey Whizz?
One of the stand-out features of the Monkey Whizz was just how sturdy and secure that it felt while wearing it. It goes without saying that this is a product in an ideal world that you wouldn’t have to wear, so it’s key that it’s as little a nuisance as it can be. At no time does the Monkey Whizz belt feel like it is going to come loose or fall off, and it doesn’t cause any discomfort either. The elastic design is nice and will fit as well on a skinny person as it would for a larger person – anywhere up to a 54-inch waist.
Heating up the synthetic urine to the right temperature is perhaps the biggest challenge that synthetic urine belts face, but the Monkey Whizz’s two organic heating pads do a fairly good job of getting it into the right ballpark. Anywhere between 98F and 102F will pass fine, and if you find the Monkey Whizz’s heating pads take the synthetic urine slightly beyond that, you can just cool it down a tad by blowing on it.
The Monkey Whizz will tell you the temperature of your synthetic urine as well so you’ll know if you have to make any adjustments at short notice.
Do I Need Anything Else to Keep Me Covered?
No. Unlike with many of the products in this industry, the belt and the urine come included and that should be everything you need to make things work. However, with that in mind, if you find superior synthetic urine elsewhere, you could always use that with the Monkey Whizz belt for even better results.
The Monkey Whizz is going to be most helpful to you if you have to do a Urine test without privacy as it just likes you’re urinating normally. However, if you get the freedom to urinate in private then you can double check to make sure that you have the right temperature and just empty out the pouch into a cup.
Any Other Advice?
As with any thing you do, practice is certainly advised with the Monkey Whizz as you’re going to need to be exact and precise if you’re called upon to do a test – the worst thing would be to be exposed using the belt as that would probably land you in even more trouble. The Monkey Whizz is designed however to not draw attention, and after a couple of goes trialling out releasing the synthetic urine and doing so accurately, you should be good to go.
There are also a couple of clips which attach and detach from the Monkey Whizz when you go to use the product. If you aren’t careful these will make a little bit of noise, so be sure to practice unclipping these until you can do so as quietly as possible.
Should I Invest in a Monkey Whizz?
The Monkey Whizz is a solid synthetic urine belt and is cheaper than some of the alternatives out there. In addition to being comfortable to wear, the synthetic urine included is of a high quality and one of the best that you can get – helped significantly by the inclusion of the uric acid. The urine does tend to get slightly too hot with the heating pads, but you can bring that down with a minimal of fuss by blowing it so this shouldn’t be too big of a concern.
On the whole, if you want effectiveness, value and protection from Urine tests wherever you are, the Monkey Whizz synthetic urine belt is a product that you should seriously think about buying.